Amusements

Things my children have said to me in the past week:

1. While discussing the pros and cons of Zachary wiping his own derriere (we've been discussing this for nearly a year now, despite repeated admonishments that he does NOT want to do it til he is an adult), Zachary asked me, "Mommy -- can I have some rubber gloves to wipe my bum?"

2. Vivian, Zachary and I were laying in bed reading stories. Twice (these were the first two times in her life), Vivian hands me a booger. I finally said, "Vivian, where are you getting all of these???", to which she thoughtfully replied, "Ummm -- Target."

3. Both kids were taking a bubble bath. Vivian toots, creating her own bubbles. I add the obvious commentary, "Vivian tooted!" Ever curious, Vivian turns around and starts splashing through the bubbles: "Where toot go? Where toot go?" This soon became a whole song and splash between the two of them.