Conspiring to Undermine Me.

The dissidents at what will be written in history as the Battle of Cupcake Hill. As if I wouldn't have noticed his dye stained face.



For what it's worth to Zach when he reads this as an older child, I DO let him eat a whole cupcake, but only when I make it using only ingredients with 5 or less syllable names.

Also, you may have noticed that Zach is narrating events as they unfold. He does this with all things. All the time. He is the designated Narrator of Life.